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20th May 2007Being BritishBeing British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Only in Britain can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries and a DIET coke. Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk away in the garage. Only in Britain are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink. Design & HTML authoring - Simon Hensby aka Grey Olltwit, the self proclaimed Victor Meldrew of the Internet. |
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